Hey I'm Sergeant Riley and I'm in charge of a squad of Coalition in this sector.
It's been pretty quiet today but we.....
ERROR PLEASE STAND BY.
Sorry, we were just hit with an EMP grenade and had to get a backup cam. We're expecting an attack any second now.
Here they come!
There's too many! Fall back!
This broadcast has been hijacked by the insurgency! To all you out there! The Confederation will never die!